A little joke for you
A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.
The friend says, "How can that be?"
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. .. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"
The widow says, "Three carats."
The friend says, "How can that be?"
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. .. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"
The widow says, "Three carats."
posted by AFSister at 2:15 PM | 
4 Comments:
Ummmm--what did she have engraved on it?
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Anonymous, at 11:12 PM
:lol: That's a good one (*in bad Arnie accent*)... though personally I would have gotten a '65 convertible GTO over the diamond! ;)
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Anonymous, at 7:38 PM
good joke, I wouldve gotten a 2002 American Indian Scout.
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That Dude, at 11:29 PM
GTO over Diamond - Oh, Yeah!
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Barb, at 3:03 PM
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