Today's lyric spot brought to you by my son...

And if you've already read my "??? WHAT???" post, be afraid. Be very afraid. It's another Kevin story.



If you have kids, chances are you've seen Shrek. If you have the DVD, there's a special feature section that includes a music video. Donkey is featured singing a bit of a Sir Mix-A-Lot song to his new honey, the Fire-Breathing Dragon. It's kinda fast and hard to understand, but here are the lyrics:

Big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My home boys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Makes me so horny

Shrek only features the first few lines, from the beginning through "sprung". However.... when translated through the ears and mind of a 5 year old, it comes out like this:

Big butts I cannot ride
No one Cinci-nine
I want a girl in my life
You'll get sprung

Alrighty then... I think I'm in BIG trouble with the parents of a LOT of little girls....

(We have this recorded as a .wav file, but I can't figure out how to link it. If anyone knows how, please let me know so that you can hear it straight for the little darling's mouth, m'kay?)