The Ultimate Redneck Robber
Kasey Kazee, 24, decided to disguise himself before robbing Shamrock Liquors. He wrapped his head in duct tape and walked into the store. The AP reporter covering the story best described what happened next:
"Store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing"
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... what a dumbass.
You've GOT to go look at the link- there's a picture of the would-be robber, still wrapped in duct tape, and bloody as hell from the clubbing. I wonder how much of his skin and hair came off with the tape down at the station. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...