Monday, July 28, 2008

Stupid Human Tricks

Dillweed IRS worker sneaks peeks at celebrity tax returns. Dillweed is now facing up to a year in jail and $250,000 in fines. Gee. Wonder if it was worth it... NOT.

Here's another Cincinnati resident to be proud of: Former morgue attendant charged for having sex with a corpse. There are just SO many wrong things about this story. First of all, HE SEXUALLY ABUSED A CORPSE! Second, the corpse was that of a woman who was brutally beaten and had her neck slashed. And finally, the man who was eventually convicted of her murder was also charged with raping her- a charge he vehemently denied. Turns out- he was telling the truth: the semen found on her body belonged to the morgue worker. Can you say "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"??????

Just before the school year ended, a teen boy was killed when a dump truck crossed the center line and hit the bus he was riding. This past week, a grand jury decided NOT TO CHARGE THE DRIVER WITH HIS DEATH. No negligent homicide, no vehicular homicide, no crossing the double line. NOTHING. OMG. I cannot believe this. I'm not saying I think the dump truck driver hit the bus on purpose, but JESUS H. CHRIST- he crossed the center line, hit a bus, and killed a boy! How can that NOT be ILLEGAL????


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