Wednesday, May 25, 2005


I'm kinda bored today, so I started looking up jokes...

What do you say to a man with 5 penises?
Your pants fit like a glove!

What can a bird do that a man can't?
Whistle through his pecker....

What's the square root of 69?
Ate something.

What did the sign on the whorehouse door say?
Beat it! We're closed....

What do you call a bunch of women who hang around prostitutes?
Support Hos

What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
Because cowboys eat with their hats on...

What do you get when you wear a corduroy condom?
A groovy kind of love

What should you do if you come across an elephant?
Apologize, and then quickly wipe him off.

OK... that's enough for now. Anyone else got any good ones? (or bad ones...LOL)


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