From the "HowInTheHell" file......

An undercover Orange County police officer is suing a Florida hospital for negligence following the injection of... GLITTER.... into his nether-regions following sinus surgery in 2000. Yes... GLITTER. A few months after the surgery he had a 4" X 4" mass removed from his butt, which was full of "green and red sparkling material".

Good thing it wasn't lipstick.... I swear honey! I have NO idea how that got in my ass....