Gawd... I crack myself UP!

OK- not really, but I am kinda bored today, so finding jokes on the internet is helping me pass the time. I found this and it cracked me up!


Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off her cracker.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay her brain bill.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.