The Flying Moonbat

Lots has been said about Sally Fields' Emmy award speech, but this is my favorite:

Yeah, that's why they bleeped you, Sally. Whatever happened to "You like me. You really, really like me?" This time it was "If the mothers ruled the world, there would be no [GD] wars in the first place."

And here I was thinking that it was those mother-[fill-in-the-blank] who flew planes into the World Trade Center that started a war.

Wrong interpretation of "mothers," I guess.

Mike Straka... I think I'm in love.