"Ancient Chinese Secret", my ASS!!!

"Foley Foods owner Nou Chang, 52, told police that Franklin T. Forlemu, 22, of Savage came to his store several times this fall trying to sell him a chemical potion that he claimed would turn white slips of paper into U.S. currency."

MORON.

I'm not sure who should be prosecuted- Forlemu for the scam, or Chang for falling for it. Public Display of Idiocy *is* a valid charge, isn't it?

*walks away...shaking head and laughing*