Don't worry- we'll keep the light on for ya!

A Cincinnati woman who told her family she would be able to return from the dead... is apparently not holding up her end of the bargain.
When Johannas Pope died in 2002 at the age of 61, her caretaker put her in her favorite chair in room upstairs, turned on the TV, cranked up the A/C, and shut the door.

2 1/2 years later, a relative called the police, inquiring about Mrs. Pope. When the police searched the house, they found her mummified body still in the chair, still wearing her white nightgown, the tv still on.

Yep. It's a proud moment for the Queen City.