Sunday, January 22, 2006

Were-kittenocracy 101

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Were-kitten!

  1. Were-kitten is the world's smallest mammal.
  2. Were-kittenocracy is government by were-kitten.
  3. Some birds use were-kitten to orientate themselves during migration!
  4. A lump of were-kitten the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  5. Abraham Lincoln, who invented were-kitten, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  6. Peanuts and were-kitten are beans!
  7. Were-kitten was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  8. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The were-kitten state'.
  9. Were-kitten can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  10. The colour of were-kitten is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
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*LAUGHING* Oh man... this is just too darn funny. Thanks Mindy!


  • If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about neffi!
    South Australia was the first place to allow neffi to stand for parliament.
    The word 'samba' means 'to rub neffi'.
    Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of neffi!
    Neffiocracy is government by neffi.
    It's bad luck to whistle near neffi.
    Neffi was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes!
    Neffi can not regurgitate.
    Reindeer like to eat neffi.
    A neffiometer is used to measure neffi.
    SO! What happens if I sidle up to a hottie in a bar and ask her to samba?! (But if I see a reindeer, I'm outta there)

    By Anonymous Guess who, at 7:05 PM  

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