Overheard In The House Last Night.....

Kevin: Mommy... can I sleep with you in your bed tonight?

Me: No, honey... I have some things to do after you go to sleep, and I don't want to wake you up.

Kevin: You mean like snoring?

Me: Oh Kevin... mommy's don't snore.

Kevin: Yes they do- I've heard you before.

Me: Honey, mommy's don't snore. They Purrrrrrr. In their sleep.