Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Rum is flammable? WHO KNEW!

Dumbass lawsuit of the year award goes to......
Agata Macierzynska and Danielle Alleyne, who were severely burned at a nightclub in Miami. A patron lit a menu on fire while the bartender was pouring Bacardi 151. When the flame reached the stream of rum, it created a flame-thrower worthy of MacGyver.

The thing is... they're not suing the asshat patron who lit the menu on fire. Nor are they suing the nightclub or the bartender.

THEY'RE SUING BACARDI.... FOR MAKING A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS PRODUCT DUE TO THE EXCESSIVE FLAMMABILITY OF THEIR PRODUCT.

What a bunch of freaks. Of course it's flammable.... IT'S ALCOHOL! And not only that, bottles of 151 are clearly marked, warning against flaming the product. I can understand them wanting to go after the dickweed who lit the menu on fire, but Bacardi? Man... talk about gold-digging.

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