Grandma may have gotten ran over by a reindeer... BUT

Grandpa died in a fire he started in his nursing home room by igniting a crack pipe... while on oxygen therapy.

Is it wrong that I laughed my ASS off about this?!??!?!

I'm thinkin' this guy's last words were a combination of "DUDE!" and "OH SHIT".
I'm also thinkin' he's a candidate for this year's Darwin Awards.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... oh man.

That's almost as funny as me being #2 on Google for "ice in ass" right now. (See what happens when you title a post "Ice Sucks Ass"??) Mom will be *so* proud when I tell her...

HAHAHAHAHAHA... OH... .MY SIDES ACHE...Laughing SOOOO hard!!!