Heard in bed this morning.....

"Mommy... why do boys have weiners and girls have cushies?"

oi.....

"Um... well, Kevin... because God made us different. And by the way- who told you to call it a "cushy"?"

"No one. Girls just have butts, you know.. cushies, and no weiner."


*the sigh heard 'round the world... again*

Heh. Could have been worse. My aunt has a boy and a girl who used to take baths together... until Maggie asked "Momma... how come Elijah has a stinger and I don't?"