The Minister of Luuuuuuuv

OK.... so, there I was, sitting at my desk, browsing articles on MSNBC. Imagine my surprise when I found this article:
One Preacher's Message: Have Hotter Sex!

Holy smoly... or, well, some other sort of holy. I don't know what I would do if my preacher stood up in front of my Sunday School class and started giving advice on oral sex "... and, using his hand and arm as props, describes it in detail (“…creating suction and warmth with your mouth, your tongue here…”) complete with sound effects."

Um. OK. That's just weird.