WARNING!!!!

No, really. WARNING! I bought a new book all about Warning Labels... and it's cracking me up.
For instance, the stupid-ass "Caution: HOT" label now found on coffee cups all over the world following the lawsuit against McDonald's. You know the one- Stella Liebeck spilled a cup of McDonald's coffe on her lap, burned herself, and was awarded $2.7 MILLION? (it was reduced to $60,000 at a later date, btw)

Here are some more funnies for ya:

Found on a Batman costume package: PARENTS: Cape does NOT enable wearer to fly.
That's IT... I'm buying the Superman costume instead. bah.
Found on a computer mouse: Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw mouse at co-workers.
Apparently it's ok to fling your mouse at family members though. Unless you work with them, that is.
On a box of Glad drawstring liter box liners: WARNING: Not recommended for food storage.
um..... EW
Found in the safety booklet on a Cayman Airlines plane: If you are seated in an exit aisle, and are unable to read this, please ask the stewardess to reseat you.
Isn't that like having to call the phone company to tell them your phone won't work?
On a Murray snow blower: Do not use snow thrower on surfaces above ground level, such as roofs.
LMAO.... sounds like something a MAN would try!
Found on a urinal at a rest stop in Wisconsin: Do not eat the urinal cakes.
DAD! DAD! Check it out! This is the biggest Certs I've EVER seen! Too bad it tastes like piss and bleach...

There are many more... but I thought I'd give you all a little something to giggle about tonight!