It's illegal to drive in Hamilton County, which houses Cincinnati and most of the metro area. I live in Clermont County, but it's not much better here, so I am stayin in for the most part.
Luckily for me, I can remote in to work, and still have power!!
So, while trolling the internet, I came across this headline:
Poisonous Fish Testicles Send 7 Japanese Diners to Hospital
1) WHO KNEW FISH HAD TESTICLES??
2) WHY IN THE HELL WOULD ANYONE EAT THEM??
3) DO THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN??