Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Thoughts on a Wendesday

* Divorce proceedings are slooooow when children and dissent exist.

* I would love to buy this house...and I'm working on making that dream a reality.

* Janis Karpinski does not deserve the rank of Colonel... unless you're talkin' about fried chicken, in which case she'd fit right in as a fry-mama, cuz that's exactly what I'd like to do to her sorry ass.

* Dogs who are hungry tend to eat whatever is around.

* Dogs who eat whatever is around tend to puke. In the car.

* Owners of puking dogs may find interesting objects in said puke... like 3 inch rocks.

* Owners of dogs who spew in their car tend to smell a bit like dog barf for the rest of the day.

* I need a bath. And so does the dog.


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