Thoughts on a Wendesday
* Divorce proceedings are slooooow when children and dissent exist.
* I would love to buy this house...and I'm working on making that dream a reality.
* Janis Karpinski does not deserve the rank of Colonel... unless you're talkin' about fried chicken, in which case she'd fit right in as a fry-mama, cuz that's exactly what I'd like to do to her sorry ass.
* Dogs who are hungry tend to eat whatever is around.
* Dogs who eat whatever is around tend to puke. In the car.
* Owners of puking dogs may find interesting objects in said puke... like 3 inch rocks.
* Owners of dogs who spew in their car tend to smell a bit like dog barf for the rest of the day.
* I need a bath. And so does the dog.
* I would love to buy this house...and I'm working on making that dream a reality.
* Janis Karpinski does not deserve the rank of Colonel... unless you're talkin' about fried chicken, in which case she'd fit right in as a fry-mama, cuz that's exactly what I'd like to do to her sorry ass.
* Dogs who are hungry tend to eat whatever is around.
* Dogs who eat whatever is around tend to puke. In the car.
* Owners of puking dogs may find interesting objects in said puke... like 3 inch rocks.
* Owners of dogs who spew in their car tend to smell a bit like dog barf for the rest of the day.
* I need a bath. And so does the dog.
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