Jesse McFake
I'm sure you've all read about Jesse Macbeth's pathetic attempts to pass himself off as an Army Ranger. Matt and crew are offering up some reasons he may have impersonated a Ranger. My personal favs:
Easier to lie to girls about being a ranger...you shoulda seen the reaction I got when I told everyone I was Spiderman. ~TheMan
It gave him a lot more attention than when he lied about being a Yellowstone Park Ranger who wantonly killed over 200 squirrels. ~FrankJ
No, no, I meant POWER Ranger. ~Jim Treacher
Let's hope his fate is similar (yet stiffer) to Matthew Phillip's sentence of 6 months probation for wearing a uniform without authorization. Considering the allegations of murder, I'm hoping for a little time in Leavenworth. Jesse didn't just put on the uniform, he disgraced it.
Easier to lie to girls about being a ranger...you shoulda seen the reaction I got when I told everyone I was Spiderman. ~TheMan
It gave him a lot more attention than when he lied about being a Yellowstone Park Ranger who wantonly killed over 200 squirrels. ~FrankJ
No, no, I meant POWER Ranger. ~Jim Treacher
Let's hope his fate is similar (yet stiffer) to Matthew Phillip's sentence of 6 months probation for wearing a uniform without authorization. Considering the allegations of murder, I'm hoping for a little time in Leavenworth. Jesse didn't just put on the uniform, he disgraced it.
posted by AFSister at 10:03 AM | 
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