Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Did you hear about the LA farmer who died?

*LA = Lower Alabama, btw. Not that gi-normous overpriced city in California. heh.

A South Alabama farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell.

When he gets there it's 95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm spring day in south 'Bama. I like it."

Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's 100° and 95% humidity.
Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all."

Furious, Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% humidity.
Everyone is even more miserable, except the south Alabama farmer still laying there resting. "Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better."

In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25°F.
Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer.

The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream.

"Alabama beat Auburn! Alabama beat Auburn!"


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