An ode to my boy, Vin.....

Every man has an "it girl"... just as every woman has a "it boy".
Vin Diesel is *MY BOY*. Great balls of fire, that man just does it for me. Those arms... !!!!!!! Those abs... !!!!!!!! That devilish grin... !!!!!! Jebus... he's purty.

Ladies... things you may not have known about my "It Boy"... presented here for your pleasure (and mine). DAMN.

*Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
*Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
*When Vin Diesel gets a grass stain in his pants he simply whispers his name close to the stain and it jumps off his pants and runs away.
*Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after picking up a French man and using him like a bat to club people.
*Vin Diesel doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
*Vin Diesel once tied a rope to the moon so he could climb up there and prove to everyone in his gym class that they were a bunch of pussies.
*Every time Vin Diesel masturbates, god creates a kitten. (I've got it on very good authority that Were-Kitten thoroughly endorses and supports this theory)
You can go read the rest by clicking the link at the top of this post. As for me... I have some purring to go do.

Damn.
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