Magnet therapy taken a wee bit too far....

I've heard about the supposed healing affects of magnets on the body, but I can't say that I've ever heard you are supposed to wire the magnet and stick it up your butt....
However, that's exactly what an Iraqi national is trying to convince California authorities of after he tried to board a plane in Los Angeles with a series of wires on his body, attached to a magnet stuck up his ass (or "body cavity" as the article calls it).

Hmmmmmmmm.

The plane left without him (geee.... YA THINK?), but then diverted to Las Vegas so his luggage could be removed. Nothing suspicious was found in his luggage, BUTT still, what they found in HIM was more than a tad strange, ya know?