Looks like I've got competition.....
YOU FREAKIN' ROCK!!!!
The newspaper ad is loaded with statements which obviously came from conversations with her son:
OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet.
I would be so proud to call this woman my friend!