I blame Wendy

She posted this meme.... so I had to try it, just to see what popped up for the first question.

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in the words below, and write down the first answer you get.

1. Your Name. "Dbie isn't defined yet"
Oh? Really? Well then why did it post a picture of a monkey, with the question, "Are you DUMB!??" when I hit "enter". *sigh*

2. Your Age. 41.
A good looking or HOT, female. Used as a code so others will not know what you are talking about.
uh.. Yeah! 41. It's the new "10"! *not*

3. A friend. Karen
Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
NO FAIR. How are you supposed to measure up when your friend is the PERFECT WOMAN??? No wonder my self-esteem is so low. It's all her fault. ;-)

4. What should you be doing right now? Laundry
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
HOT DAMN! I *knew* I should be doing "laundry" tonight.. !!

5. Favorite color: Red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
I guess that means that over half of this country has a red mustache right now, after drinking all that Obama Red. *groan*

6. Birthplace: Wright Patterson Air Force Base
An alien is living at a hangar at Wright - Patterson Air Force Base
Nu uh. My brother moved out of there a LONG time ago....

7. Nickname: Kitty
Soft, cute, playful with fangs and claws.
I am an itteh, bitteh, kitteh....

8. Birth Month: September
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :(
Lots of babies are born in September... it's nine months after Christmas. Santa apparently fills more than just stockings.