Hung like a PUPPY!

This morning my son, Thomas, told Bryan that Elvis needed to go outside. Bryan asked him how he knew. So Thomas pointed to the dog, and said, "Well, look how big his pee-pee is, Daddy! It's sticking out THIS much!" (followed by a finger measurement of about 3 inches)

When I heard about the story a little bit later, Thomas added this little gem to the end "When I let him out, he didn't pee. I guess he was just really excited"

*walks away giggling and shaking head*

Oh... if he only knew how true that really was....